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That doesn't sound puck rock.

A laid back person who's only willing to get down to business to defeat the Huns. (That's a joke that didn't turn out too well.)

I will say it now, i'm very full of myself and I see nothing wrong with that. I love me and I am the best at everything even when I'm not. I am an avid reader and while I work part time as a sign language Interpreter, sometimes I act and write on the side.
I like jokes, tattoos, piercings and hit me up if your looking for someone to talk to. ^-^

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Biker Preferences

Type of motorcycle(s) ownedI own NOTHING but luckily I have some awesome family members who are willing to take me out and let me use their stuff or even just drive me around.
RidesWhenever I can
RidesNo limits
Wears a helmetSometimes


BuildA few extra pounds
Height168 cm
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorBlack
Hair LengthShort
Best featureEyes
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessAttractive


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat, Dog
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
Employment StatusSelf-employed
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000
Job TitleASL Interpreter

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, Situation comedies, Reality shows
Favorite TV showsSteven Universe, Big Brother, SVU, Teen Wolf, Sherlock, Kitchen Nightmares, Chopped, Lost Girl, Orange is the New Black, Freaky Eaters, Naruto, Soul Eater
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm a movie actor, Adult
Favorite moviesOh my god i can't just list a shit-load of movies out of no where.
Music typesRap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum cleaner noises, Ambient, Dance, Punk
Reading selectionComic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Science fiction, I'm an author
Favorite booksSame thing, need some time. SO MANY FAVES!!
Idea of funSports, Reading, Watching YouTube, Murder, Video Games, Sleeping.
HobbiesReading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Travel, Camping, Computers, Shopping, Motorcycles


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingDon't drink
Social behaviorStrange
Friends describe asRaunchy
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Trying new things, Sleeping, Reading a book, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert
Always wanted to tryTons of different sports!! Or maybe lots of traveling. There is literally nothing to do where I live so lets meet up, and do anything!


Political viewsI don't like politics
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeBe rich enough to go where ever I want, buy whatever I want and do what ever I want.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit
Look for in a partnerI need someone who is not only funny and smart, but will be able to pull me out of my shell. I can get kinda shy, so jokes are required.
It would also help if you were as full of yourself as I am.
We can be shitty together! >///
On the first dateI would want to go somewhere I could have fun, be alone, and be with you simultaneously. Maybe an arcade because I love games and we could play together and play separately. Then I could show you my mad gaming skills and make you super jealous. Afterwards we could go get a snake or something and I would comfort you over you lack of skills compared to me.