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Great, the gratuitous "about me" moment. I am the sweetest guy you'll ever meet, provided you're willing to endure the caustic outer dozen or so layers of sarcasm. Ordained priest, published poet, former pro wrestler, and dozen of other random steps toward my own unique form of mediocrity.

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