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Spitfire

Female (34) looking for Female No, Virginia, United States

"You don't have to like me for who I am
But we'll see what you're made of
By what you make of me"

First of all, just know that if you send me a message, you may not get a reply right away. I don't spend every waking moment on this site like most people do. I assure you, though, that you'll get a reply when I'm ready and willing to sit down and message you back. If you send me a friend request without messaging me, I'll more than likely ignore it.

I'm Jenna, you're jealous. My personality is the fucking shit. Eat your heart out. 50% of the time I am quiet, observant, reclusive, and analytical. The other 50% I spend as a wild animal, thinking up and doing things that right minded girls wouldn’t do.

I'M NOT SINGLE. I'm happily engaged. Don't expect anything regarding a romantic relationship. I really did just come here to meet friends, since I can't seem to find any like-minded women in my area. Where, oh, where are you, ladies?

My antagonistic, meanspirited attitude is reserved for fuckwits who desperately try to rationalize or otherwise defend what is an unhealthy mindset. I will crush pretension, mock vapidity, correct grammar and bemoan stupidity always. I am prepared to annihilate the balls of any and all misogynistic pieces of shit I come across.

I'm right until you prove me wrong.

An over-inflated ego wrapped in an undeserved sense of entitlement earns a first class ticket to the back of the queue.

Just because we have the same interests does not mean I will automatically like you. However, you'll never know the truth unless you give it a shot. Feel free to add me, but first see if you do the things below before trying:

-Don't **** with my reality. I'd rather know an ugly truth than be misled by a pretty lie. Just lay it on out there, say what you mean, and don't paint the turds.

-There is nothing more loathsome than someone who wallows in self-pity. A very repulsive creature, that is. Hence why it's a solo activity. I have little respect for those that cry at the drop of a hat or for those that fall for such. I have no patience or time for people who wear their insecurities on their sleeves like badges of honor. I don't make room on my couch for any emotional cripples. Rather than cry me a river, I'd prefer you drown in one.

-I'm definitely not interested in entertaining your man. I'm not your experiment and I don't put on a show. I genuinely enjoy women. I do not genuinely enjoy giving your boyfriend an erection. You should be able to do that on your own. If not, seek someone else.

-I don't give out my number. So, don't ask for it. Sending me a few messages doesn't automatically mean you know me well enough that I won't worry over you annoying me with phone calls/texts. I despise the phone enough as it is, much moreso when it comes to people I barely know. I'd prefer to meet up before any exchanging of numbers occur, so if you live far away, you'll just have to be content with conversing on here. Also, I don't want to trade pics. If I wanted porn, I'd look it up.

There's more I could say, but you get the basic idea.

If I hurt your feelings, **** you.

"A word to the wise is infuriating." - Hunter S. Thompson

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageDutch
BuildSlim
Height5' 6" (168 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorOther
Hair LengthShort
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtScarred, Other
Health ConditionDiabetes

Situation

Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsDog
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusWork At Home
Job TitleCannibal

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs
Favorite movies typesAction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
Music typesRock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Industrial, Dance, Folk, Punk
Reading selectionAncient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing, Playing cards, Motorcycles

Personality

SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorObservant
Friends describe asObscure
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Trying new things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Extreme sports, Reading a book, Playing video games, Going to a concert, Going to a museum

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionOther
Attend religious servicesNever

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness